Machaca

My friends know I have a terrible fear of heights.  So before I got on my first flight in years, I pounded down 3 shots of Dewars before heading to the airport.  While at the airport, I progressively felt the dreaded feeling of sobriety.  I quickly went to a Mexican food stand at the LAX terminal to order a glass of Bud Light.  While there, I noticed their menu and couldn't stop myself from ordering a machaca & egg burrito.  I don't remember the name of the food stand, but the meat was really tender.